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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Spanish Radio Personality Who Makes His Employees Watch Him Take Dumps?

TMZ
Eddie "Piolin" Sotelo -- the biggest star on Spanish radio -- forced his employees to watch him defecate, pee in bottles, and subjected them to endless sexual abuses ... so claim former workers.

We obtained a letter 6 ex-employees sent to Piolin's lawyer, claiming the radio host

--  Forced several employees to watch him defecate
--  Regularly  peed into bottles in the studio
--  Grabbed his erect penis through his pants and rubbed it on employees
--  Routinely exposed himself and called male employees "f**gots."
--  Grabbed employees' genitals and insisted they "liked" it
--  Bit people

As we previously reported, Piolin sued the six employees for extortion, claiming they demanded roughly $5 million or they'd go public with their lurid allegations.

Such a power move. You want to show your dominance at the workplace? Force them to watch you take a shit, that's how. But the downside is that you are probably going to get in trouble for it. Like all the other stuff seems par for the course with the Mexicans I have dealt with. Peeing in bottles, that's a 4 star toilet in Mexico. Grabbing and groaping people? I thought that was THE move with Mexicans? For real though, this just shows what a real "bully" is. Someone calling you a name has nothing on what these poor sacks had to deal with. 

History Channel To Make A Show About Jesus Produced By Horror Movie Producers, Wait What?

Deadline
History scored big with its blockbuster The Bible miniseries. Now the cable network is exploring another project about Jesus that would portray him in a more controversial light. I’ve learned that the network is finalizing deals for the project, from feature writer Scott Kosar (The Machinist) and producers Eli Roth (The Hostel franchise) and Eric Newman (The Thing). Titled The Lost Years, the drama explores the undocumented years of Jesus’ life as a young adult. There is very little information about Jesus’ life from about the age of 13, following a pilgrimage to Jerusalem he took with his parents, to age 30, when he began his ministry and was baptized by John the Baptist. Because the project is in very early stages, it is unclear whether it would be developed as a regular series or a miniseries. 


This makes sense. If I am a network and I want to make a TV movie about Jesus who would I call? Well the producers and writers of the Hostel franchise of course! Can't wait to see this one. Give an undocumented time in Jesus' life a little color. For all we know Jesus was just chopping up non believers and leaving their body parts as clues. How dark are they going to get with this? Will he be like Dexter where he kills people who kills other people but get away with it. Make this the pre-golden rule Jesus. Do on to others as they would kill you if they had the chance? They can literally make anything up. Who wants this is what I want to know? Who is sitting in their house right now asking themselves, "self, I want a show that shows what Jesus was doing from the ages of 13 to 30 but I want it controversial and with as much fake blood as possible". Wait, I think everyone probably wants that. Touche History Channel. You win this time but this better not cut into my Pawn Stars marathon. Love that show.

The Nose Is Coming To The Dodgers Network

Dodgers
Nomar Garciaparra will join the Dodgers' SportsNet LA broadcast team for the 2014 season, the Los Angeles Times reported on Monday.
The Dodgers could not confirm the report.
Garciaparra, who played with the Dodgers from 2006-08 and retired after the 2009 season, has been a broadcaster with ESPN.
The Dodgers have been negotiating with several broadcasters, including former Dodgers pitcher Orel Hershiser, after not renewing the contracts of Eric Collins and Steve Lyons. The club will begin its 25-year, $8 billion deal with Time Warner in 2014.
The 40-year-old Garciaparra, a six-time All-Star who was born in Whittier, Calif., and went to St. John Bosco High School in Bellflower, was the National League Comeback Player of the Year for the Dodgers in 2006.

NO-MAH is back. I like Nomar, I think he was done pretty dirty in Boston. This is such a good move for the Dodgers. They got rid of slime ball Psycho Steve Lyons and Gus Johnson wannabe Eric Collins and are trying to get new blood. Nomar is good. He has been good on ESPN and I'm sure he will be great here. He is also part of one of the best Dodger moments ever. Sept 18th 2006 (my birthday), The Dodgers are down 9-5 in the bottom of the 9th and proceed to hit 4 straight home runs to tie the game. Nomar came up in the bottom of the 10th and sent everyone home with a walk off. They still play that video whenever they need a rally at the Estadio. 

The next thing the Dodgers need to do is find Vin Scully replacement. Whoever they hire this year to do the road games needs to be THE guy.  It is the biggest shoes to fill in the history of shoes to fill and who ever they chose will be scrutinized for not being Vinny. It's the job that everyone simultaneously wants and doesn't want. Right now I say give it to Hank Azaria. He could do it no problem.

Who Would You Take For The NBA Championship: Miami Heat Or The Field?

So recently my friend started taking bets on the NBA Championship. He said he is taking the Heat and will bet anyone on ii, any amount, no odds. So basically he has the Heat and you have the field. So far he stands to win or lose over $5,000. Is he dumb or genius? He does have a clause that if Lebron suffers a season ending injury or misses more than half of the playoff games the bet becomes void. I wanted to take this bet but in the end it would just be giving money away. The Heat have legitimately one contender for the East, Indiana. Who knows who the West will put in the Finals? Seems to me to be the easiest money in the world. So I am going to piggy back it. Anyone want to take the field and I'll take the Heat? Anyone? No?

262Lbs Of Weed Fall From The Sky In San Deigo

Huff Post
These suspected drug dealers got high. Really high. But the marijuana they allegedly hoped to deliver won't be getting anyone high. The U.S. Customs and Border Protection found more than 260 pounds of marijuana bundled tightly together in San Diego last Monday, and arrested two men who allegedly showed up to claim the prize, NBC Bay Area reported.

People are still smuggling weed huh? In California? This is like trying to smuggle alcohol into the US these days. Someone needs to send the memo down to Mexico. Newsflash, it's legal in Cali. you just need a BS prescription and you can grow and sell it legally. Seems to me that going to the doctor and saying you have "insomnia" and then getting a prescription is a little easier than the ol' "drop 260 pounds from the sky" technique.  Someone has seen Scarface too many times and wants to create more work for themselves. It's the 21st century. The days of meeting someone behind the Del Taco for a dub sack are over. Live in the now Mexican Drug Dealers.

Lohan Suing GTA V Becuase She's Completly Out Of Touch With Reality

TMZ
Lindsay Lohan has called in her lawyers to take action against 'Grand Theft Auto V' ... claiming video game honchos jacked her image without her permission ... TMZ has learned.

Sources tell us, Lohan's lawyers are currently crafting a lawsuit -- demanding Rockstar Games pay some serious money for using Lindsay's image in the game.

So the question ... did 'GTAV' really use Lindsay.  Here's the evidence:

 -- The video game cover shows a woman holding a cellphone who looks Lindsay-ish.  There's been debate over whether it looks more like Kate Upton or Shelby Welinder.

 -- Part of the game features a mission where a Lindsay Lohan look-alike asks the player to take her home and escape the paparazzi. 

 -- Another part of the game shows another Lindsay-like character at a hotel resembling the Chateau Marmont hotel in West Hollywood -- a place Lindsay not only frequents but once lived at -- and the mission is to photograph her having sex on camera. 

Lohan, just living in reality. If a video game puts a blond chick on the cover shooting a selfie, it has to be her right? Like how could it not be her? She is only the biggest star on the planet! Oh wait, shes a former child star burnout who has been in more court rooms than movies in the past 10 years. Newsflash honey, your time is over. You blew it. You were on top of the world then you messed it up. Face the facts. Stories like these make it so easy to believe how she fucked her life up so bad. She genuinely thinks people give a shit about her. Lindsay, listen to me, at this point of your career if a video game put your likeness in it, it would be bad for the video game. That's where your career is at now. Now go back to your corner with the others in your group, Corey Feldman, Webster, Willis from Differn't Strokes, and the kid from T2.