Does this look like the face of an Alabama fan who killed someone over the Iron Bowl?

USA TodayA woman charged with killing a fellow Alabama fan after the end of last weekend's Iron Bowl football game was angry that the victim and others didn't seem upset over the Crimson Tide's loss to archrival Auburn, said the sister of the slain woman.Adrian Laroze Briskey, 28, was charged Monday with murder in the killing of 36-year-old Michelle Shepherd.
The victim's sister, Nekesa Shepherd, said she witnessed the killing and had no doubt it was about football, even though it was unclear to investigators whether the violence was motivated by the game.
"That's one of the things we are investigating," Coker said Monday.
Nekesa Shepherd said Briskey flew into a rage when she saw the sisters and others joking that the Crimson Tide's loss wasn't as bad as if the NBA's Miami Heat had lost a game.

This story is like an onion. The more layers you peel back the more Lebron James has something to do with it. Imagine, you are a hard core Alabama fan, you just suffer the most heartbreaking loss ever by the most heartbreaking means ever, and some chick says, "Well, at least it wasn't the Heat". I would probably kill someone too. Look at this chicks eyes. They don't have remorse for people she shot, she is still pissed that Auburn ran back a field goal for a game winning TD. This is why I always say, "If you are going to talk shit to crazy thug bitches you better not bring up Lebron James". Words to live by.

Does this look like the face of a Bird who stole a wild life camera and recorded his 70 mile journey?

NY Post -
SYDNEY — A brazen bird snatched a video camera that was recording crocodiles in northwest Australia and captured fascinating footage of its 70-mile journey across the country’s remote landscape.
Wildlife rangers in Western Australia’s Kimberly region released video on Monday that reveals the sea eagle’s caper. The bird’s flapping wings can be seen as it grabs the device and takes off, and the eagle later poses for a selfie, poking its face into the camera lens.
Rangers set up the motion-sensor camera along the Margaret River in May, hoping to record images of crocodiles. The camera, which is about 4 to 6 inches long and 2 inches wide, disappeared soon after and the rangers figured it had fallen into the water.
The rangers recently found out that the device had been found near the Mary River, about 110 kilometers (70 miles) away, ranger Roneil Skeen told the Australian Broadcasting Corp. When they examined the video inside, the real culprit was revealed.
The rangers plan to bolt down their cameras from now on, Skeen said.

 Had to check and make sure this wasn't fake. Apparently it's real and it's fantastic. Just some scumbag bird flying around and snatching up a camera. Probably headed to some pawn shop to "hawk" it. See what I did there? They said it was a 70 mile journey but the video only shows a couple flaps of the wings. If there is more of this video I need to see it. Like the part where he sets it up to video him and his bird ladies getting it on. This bird is about to be famous. You see what a video like this did for Kim K, now she has a rapper baby daddy. Do you bird.

PS. This is why that Amazon Air shit won't fly. You can't even set a camera somewhere without something trying to steal it. They really think people are not going to just buy a .99 cent toothbrush and wait for their own personal helicopter to stop by and then just jack it?

Somebody call the Wambulance, Chipper Jones still mad that the Braves had the mascot catch his first pitch in the NLDS

Yahoo! - During the NLDS, Atlanta Braves legend Chipper Jones angered the current Braves by predicting they would lose that series to the Los Angeles Dodgers.

When Jones showed up to throw out a ceremonial first-pitch — like players from the past do during the postseason — the rumor was that nobody from the Braves would catch for him. The team mascot had to do it instead.

Almost two months have passed and Chipper still isn't happy about this. He took a shot at the Braves and recently departed ex-teammate Tim Hudson on Sunday, tweeting the following:

What if Huddy takes the mound for the first time in SF next yr, and no one is there to catch the 'first pitch'? Maybe the mascot? #karma

Larry Jones just doing it big. Calling out his former teammates on Twitter because he still isn't over being snubbed in the ol' first pitch ceremony. What a life this guy must have right? Millions of dollars in the bank from playing a kids game and your biggest complaint is that the Braves mascot caught your first pitch and not a real baseball player? Really bro? 3 Months later and you are still upset?  Clean it up Larry. You dissed your former teammates and they dissed you. Eye for an eye. Now take your money and go away. 

PS. Seriously they should start a #exmlbplayerproblems hashtag and see what else grinds these ex ball players gears.

 

Jimmy Fallon's song parodies are fire flames.

Jimmy Fallon's take over of the Tonight Show cannot happen soon enough. I was on team Conan and wish they would have sticked with him but after a while I think it was for the best. Conan wasn't the same on the Tonight Show, and frankly isn't the same on the TBS show either. Does anyone even watch that TBS show? Fallon on the other end is perfect for the Tonight Show. His humor is broad enough that old people still get his jokes and his skits and parodies are on point. The Thanksgiving song parody with Rashida Jones and Carrie Underwood is straight fire. I would buy a CD of all these songs. It doesn't hurt that the ladies are both certified foxes either.

PS. Butterball Song way better than Wrecking Ball
PSS. They should of ended American Idol after Underwood. That's the only one they got right. I am not a country music fan but shes the total package and will be around for generations.

USC hires former coach Steve Sarkisian to be head coach.

ESPN - USC has hired Washington's Steve Sarkisian as its new coach, multiple sources told ESPN.
Sarkisian in 2009 took over a Washington program that had gone 0-12 the previous season, and he quickly returned the Huskies to respectability. He led Washington to a 34-29 record (24-21 Pac-12) in five seasons. Sarkisian was an assistant at USC for seven seasons (2001 to 2003 and 2005 to 2008).

The grumbling Ed Orgeron era is over. Came down to the all important (but really not important) UCLA game. Orgeron couldn't win, so hes toast. Now it's time for USC to use the old "lets get an old Pete Carroll assistant coach" method that got them the great Lane Kiffin.

What do we know about Sark, as he is called. Well, he was a QB coach that sculpted Carson Plamer, Matt Leinart, Matt Cassell, John David Booty, etc. He turned around a bad Washington program. And he is Armenian. Shout out to Glendale. Cue the music.

Baseball Season is HERE* (*for 2 games in Japan)

Well here we are. Another year, another baseball season and yet another alienation of baseball fans around America by Allan Huber “Bud” Selig. 

The Seattle Mariners and the Oakland Athletics will play in the regular season opener in Japan tomorrow (3am tomorrow to be exact). 4 years ago I wrote about the stupidity of starting theseason in Japan. I just don’t get purpose of it. It’s not like Japan is a country that needs more baseball. So why would we have 2 west coast teams play in Japan a week before the season starts in games that count that the home fans in Seattle and Oakland would have to stay up until 3am to watch? Then have them return to Spring Training for a week then start the regular season with everyone else on the 5th of April!?! Why Bud, Why?

PS. Why are the Cardinals and Marlins playing one game to start their seasons before starting 3 games series with other teams? Why Bud?

Alright Wood-Chuck-Chuckers!