Does This Look Like The Face Of A Spanish Radio Personality Who Makes His Employees Watch Him Take Dumps?

TMZ
Eddie "Piolin" Sotelo -- the biggest star on Spanish radio -- forced his employees to watch him defecate, pee in bottles, and subjected them to endless sexual abuses ... so claim former workers.

We obtained a letter 6 ex-employees sent to Piolin's lawyer, claiming the radio host

--  Forced several employees to watch him defecate
--  Regularly  peed into bottles in the studio
--  Grabbed his erect penis through his pants and rubbed it on employees
--  Routinely exposed himself and called male employees "f**gots."
--  Grabbed employees' genitals and insisted they "liked" it
--  Bit people

As we previously reported, Piolin sued the six employees for extortion, claiming they demanded roughly $5 million or they'd go public with their lurid allegations.

Such a power move. You want to show your dominance at the workplace? Force them to watch you take a shit, that's how. But the downside is that you are probably going to get in trouble for it. Like all the other stuff seems par for the course with the Mexicans I have dealt with. Peeing in bottles, that's a 4 star toilet in Mexico. Grabbing and groaping people? I thought that was THE move with Mexicans? For real though, this just shows what a real "bully" is. Someone calling you a name has nothing on what these poor sacks had to deal with. 

History Channel To Make A Show About Jesus Produced By Horror Movie Producers, Wait What?

Deadline
History scored big with its blockbuster The Bible miniseries. Now the cable network is exploring another project about Jesus that would portray him in a more controversial light. I’ve learned that the network is finalizing deals for the project, from feature writer Scott Kosar (The Machinist) and producers Eli Roth (The Hostel franchise) and Eric Newman (The Thing). Titled The Lost Years, the drama explores the undocumented years of Jesus’ life as a young adult. There is very little information about Jesus’ life from about the age of 13, following a pilgrimage to Jerusalem he took with his parents, to age 30, when he began his ministry and was baptized by John the Baptist. Because the project is in very early stages, it is unclear whether it would be developed as a regular series or a miniseries. 


This makes sense. If I am a network and I want to make a TV movie about Jesus who would I call? Well the producers and writers of the Hostel franchise of course! Can't wait to see this one. Give an undocumented time in Jesus' life a little color. For all we know Jesus was just chopping up non believers and leaving their body parts as clues. How dark are they going to get with this? Will he be like Dexter where he kills people who kills other people but get away with it. Make this the pre-golden rule Jesus. Do on to others as they would kill you if they had the chance? They can literally make anything up. Who wants this is what I want to know? Who is sitting in their house right now asking themselves, "self, I want a show that shows what Jesus was doing from the ages of 13 to 30 but I want it controversial and with as much fake blood as possible". Wait, I think everyone probably wants that. Touche History Channel. You win this time but this better not cut into my Pawn Stars marathon. Love that show.

The Nose Is Coming To The Dodgers Network

Dodgers
Nomar Garciaparra will join the Dodgers' SportsNet LA broadcast team for the 2014 season, the Los Angeles Times reported on Monday.
The Dodgers could not confirm the report.
Garciaparra, who played with the Dodgers from 2006-08 and retired after the 2009 season, has been a broadcaster with ESPN.
The Dodgers have been negotiating with several broadcasters, including former Dodgers pitcher Orel Hershiser, after not renewing the contracts of Eric Collins and Steve Lyons. The club will begin its 25-year, $8 billion deal with Time Warner in 2014.
The 40-year-old Garciaparra, a six-time All-Star who was born in Whittier, Calif., and went to St. John Bosco High School in Bellflower, was the National League Comeback Player of the Year for the Dodgers in 2006.

NO-MAH is back. I like Nomar, I think he was done pretty dirty in Boston. This is such a good move for the Dodgers. They got rid of slime ball Psycho Steve Lyons and Gus Johnson wannabe Eric Collins and are trying to get new blood. Nomar is good. He has been good on ESPN and I'm sure he will be great here. He is also part of one of the best Dodger moments ever. Sept 18th 2006 (my birthday), The Dodgers are down 9-5 in the bottom of the 9th and proceed to hit 4 straight home runs to tie the game. Nomar came up in the bottom of the 10th and sent everyone home with a walk off. They still play that video whenever they need a rally at the Estadio. 

The next thing the Dodgers need to do is find Vin Scully replacement. Whoever they hire this year to do the road games needs to be THE guy.  It is the biggest shoes to fill in the history of shoes to fill and who ever they chose will be scrutinized for not being Vinny. It's the job that everyone simultaneously wants and doesn't want. Right now I say give it to Hank Azaria. He could do it no problem.

Who Would You Take For The NBA Championship: Miami Heat Or The Field?

So recently my friend started taking bets on the NBA Championship. He said he is taking the Heat and will bet anyone on ii, any amount, no odds. So basically he has the Heat and you have the field. So far he stands to win or lose over $5,000. Is he dumb or genius? He does have a clause that if Lebron suffers a season ending injury or misses more than half of the playoff games the bet becomes void. I wanted to take this bet but in the end it would just be giving money away. The Heat have legitimately one contender for the East, Indiana. Who knows who the West will put in the Finals? Seems to me to be the easiest money in the world. So I am going to piggy back it. Anyone want to take the field and I'll take the Heat? Anyone? No?

262Lbs Of Weed Fall From The Sky In San Deigo

Huff Post
These suspected drug dealers got high. Really high. But the marijuana they allegedly hoped to deliver won't be getting anyone high. The U.S. Customs and Border Protection found more than 260 pounds of marijuana bundled tightly together in San Diego last Monday, and arrested two men who allegedly showed up to claim the prize, NBC Bay Area reported.

People are still smuggling weed huh? In California? This is like trying to smuggle alcohol into the US these days. Someone needs to send the memo down to Mexico. Newsflash, it's legal in Cali. you just need a BS prescription and you can grow and sell it legally. Seems to me that going to the doctor and saying you have "insomnia" and then getting a prescription is a little easier than the ol' "drop 260 pounds from the sky" technique.  Someone has seen Scarface too many times and wants to create more work for themselves. It's the 21st century. The days of meeting someone behind the Del Taco for a dub sack are over. Live in the now Mexican Drug Dealers.

Lohan Suing GTA V Becuase She's Completly Out Of Touch With Reality

TMZ
Lindsay Lohan has called in her lawyers to take action against 'Grand Theft Auto V' ... claiming video game honchos jacked her image without her permission ... TMZ has learned.

Sources tell us, Lohan's lawyers are currently crafting a lawsuit -- demanding Rockstar Games pay some serious money for using Lindsay's image in the game.

So the question ... did 'GTAV' really use Lindsay.  Here's the evidence:

 -- The video game cover shows a woman holding a cellphone who looks Lindsay-ish.  There's been debate over whether it looks more like Kate Upton or Shelby Welinder.

 -- Part of the game features a mission where a Lindsay Lohan look-alike asks the player to take her home and escape the paparazzi. 

 -- Another part of the game shows another Lindsay-like character at a hotel resembling the Chateau Marmont hotel in West Hollywood -- a place Lindsay not only frequents but once lived at -- and the mission is to photograph her having sex on camera. 

Lohan, just living in reality. If a video game puts a blond chick on the cover shooting a selfie, it has to be her right? Like how could it not be her? She is only the biggest star on the planet! Oh wait, shes a former child star burnout who has been in more court rooms than movies in the past 10 years. Newsflash honey, your time is over. You blew it. You were on top of the world then you messed it up. Face the facts. Stories like these make it so easy to believe how she fucked her life up so bad. She genuinely thinks people give a shit about her. Lindsay, listen to me, at this point of your career if a video game put your likeness in it, it would be bad for the video game. That's where your career is at now. Now go back to your corner with the others in your group, Corey Feldman, Webster, Willis from Differn't Strokes, and the kid from T2.

France Continues It's Reign As Worst Country On Earth, Charges Bob Dylan With 'Incitement To Hatred' Over An Interview He Did In 2012

 USA Today
Bob Dylan is in legal trouble in France because of a year-old interview he gave to Rolling Stone in which he compared Croatians to Nazis.
Dylan, 72, has been charged with incitement to hatred for statements that appeared in the magazine's Sept. 27, 2012 issue, according to AFP. The news service says the singer was charged while he was in Paris last month to accept France's Legion d'Honneur for his distinguished music career.
"Blacks know that some whites didn't want to give up slavery — that if they had their way, they would still be under the yoke, and they can't pretend they don't know that," Dylan was quoted as saying in the Rolling Stone interview. "If you got a slave master or Klan in your blood, blacks can sense that. That stuff lingers to this day. Just like Jews can sense Nazi blood and the Serbs can sense Croatian blood."


Listen, I am not what you would call a Bob Dylan fan. I like some stuff but I would never listen to a whole album of the guy. For the most part he just mumbles and moans. But god damnit if he isn't an American Treasure. So of course France wants make up things to charge him with. "incitement of hatred"? That's a thing in France huh? You can get charged with this while just talking in an interview even if it didn't take place in France? Like once someone steps in your country you can just persecute someone over something they said 2 years ago? Is this real life? Do they have Facebook in France? Or like any comment section ever? Imagine if America had this? Just fining everyone who said anything remotely hateful? Who would of thought that France would do something like this? Oh wait, of course they would, they are France. 

Does this look like the face of an Alabama fan who killed someone over the Iron Bowl?

USA TodayA woman charged with killing a fellow Alabama fan after the end of last weekend's Iron Bowl football game was angry that the victim and others didn't seem upset over the Crimson Tide's loss to archrival Auburn, said the sister of the slain woman.Adrian Laroze Briskey, 28, was charged Monday with murder in the killing of 36-year-old Michelle Shepherd.
The victim's sister, Nekesa Shepherd, said she witnessed the killing and had no doubt it was about football, even though it was unclear to investigators whether the violence was motivated by the game.
"That's one of the things we are investigating," Coker said Monday.
Nekesa Shepherd said Briskey flew into a rage when she saw the sisters and others joking that the Crimson Tide's loss wasn't as bad as if the NBA's Miami Heat had lost a game.

This story is like an onion. The more layers you peel back the more Lebron James has something to do with it. Imagine, you are a hard core Alabama fan, you just suffer the most heartbreaking loss ever by the most heartbreaking means ever, and some chick says, "Well, at least it wasn't the Heat". I would probably kill someone too. Look at this chicks eyes. They don't have remorse for people she shot, she is still pissed that Auburn ran back a field goal for a game winning TD. This is why I always say, "If you are going to talk shit to crazy thug bitches you better not bring up Lebron James". Words to live by.

Does this look like the face of a Bird who stole a wild life camera and recorded his 70 mile journey?

NY Post -
SYDNEY — A brazen bird snatched a video camera that was recording crocodiles in northwest Australia and captured fascinating footage of its 70-mile journey across the country’s remote landscape.
Wildlife rangers in Western Australia’s Kimberly region released video on Monday that reveals the sea eagle’s caper. The bird’s flapping wings can be seen as it grabs the device and takes off, and the eagle later poses for a selfie, poking its face into the camera lens.
Rangers set up the motion-sensor camera along the Margaret River in May, hoping to record images of crocodiles. The camera, which is about 4 to 6 inches long and 2 inches wide, disappeared soon after and the rangers figured it had fallen into the water.
The rangers recently found out that the device had been found near the Mary River, about 110 kilometers (70 miles) away, ranger Roneil Skeen told the Australian Broadcasting Corp. When they examined the video inside, the real culprit was revealed.
The rangers plan to bolt down their cameras from now on, Skeen said.

 Had to check and make sure this wasn't fake. Apparently it's real and it's fantastic. Just some scumbag bird flying around and snatching up a camera. Probably headed to some pawn shop to "hawk" it. See what I did there? They said it was a 70 mile journey but the video only shows a couple flaps of the wings. If there is more of this video I need to see it. Like the part where he sets it up to video him and his bird ladies getting it on. This bird is about to be famous. You see what a video like this did for Kim K, now she has a rapper baby daddy. Do you bird.

PS. This is why that Amazon Air shit won't fly. You can't even set a camera somewhere without something trying to steal it. They really think people are not going to just buy a .99 cent toothbrush and wait for their own personal helicopter to stop by and then just jack it?

Somebody call the Wambulance, Chipper Jones still mad that the Braves had the mascot catch his first pitch in the NLDS

Yahoo! - During the NLDS, Atlanta Braves legend Chipper Jones angered the current Braves by predicting they would lose that series to the Los Angeles Dodgers.

When Jones showed up to throw out a ceremonial first-pitch — like players from the past do during the postseason — the rumor was that nobody from the Braves would catch for him. The team mascot had to do it instead.

Almost two months have passed and Chipper still isn't happy about this. He took a shot at the Braves and recently departed ex-teammate Tim Hudson on Sunday, tweeting the following:

What if Huddy takes the mound for the first time in SF next yr, and no one is there to catch the 'first pitch'? Maybe the mascot? #karma

Larry Jones just doing it big. Calling out his former teammates on Twitter because he still isn't over being snubbed in the ol' first pitch ceremony. What a life this guy must have right? Millions of dollars in the bank from playing a kids game and your biggest complaint is that the Braves mascot caught your first pitch and not a real baseball player? Really bro? 3 Months later and you are still upset?  Clean it up Larry. You dissed your former teammates and they dissed you. Eye for an eye. Now take your money and go away. 

PS. Seriously they should start a #exmlbplayerproblems hashtag and see what else grinds these ex ball players gears.

 

Jimmy Fallon's song parodies are fire flames.

Jimmy Fallon's take over of the Tonight Show cannot happen soon enough. I was on team Conan and wish they would have sticked with him but after a while I think it was for the best. Conan wasn't the same on the Tonight Show, and frankly isn't the same on the TBS show either. Does anyone even watch that TBS show? Fallon on the other end is perfect for the Tonight Show. His humor is broad enough that old people still get his jokes and his skits and parodies are on point. The Thanksgiving song parody with Rashida Jones and Carrie Underwood is straight fire. I would buy a CD of all these songs. It doesn't hurt that the ladies are both certified foxes either.

PS. Butterball Song way better than Wrecking Ball
PSS. They should of ended American Idol after Underwood. That's the only one they got right. I am not a country music fan but shes the total package and will be around for generations.

USC hires former coach Steve Sarkisian to be head coach.

ESPN - USC has hired Washington's Steve Sarkisian as its new coach, multiple sources told ESPN.
Sarkisian in 2009 took over a Washington program that had gone 0-12 the previous season, and he quickly returned the Huskies to respectability. He led Washington to a 34-29 record (24-21 Pac-12) in five seasons. Sarkisian was an assistant at USC for seven seasons (2001 to 2003 and 2005 to 2008).

The grumbling Ed Orgeron era is over. Came down to the all important (but really not important) UCLA game. Orgeron couldn't win, so hes toast. Now it's time for USC to use the old "lets get an old Pete Carroll assistant coach" method that got them the great Lane Kiffin.

What do we know about Sark, as he is called. Well, he was a QB coach that sculpted Carson Plamer, Matt Leinart, Matt Cassell, John David Booty, etc. He turned around a bad Washington program. And he is Armenian. Shout out to Glendale. Cue the music.